So you want to get in touch with me? It’s easy! Just send an e-mail to halffastvanilla@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name and address so that I can bill you for wasting my valuable time, or if you prefer you can include a credit card number.
I am of course kidding (unless you were prepared to send me money in which case I’m not), I would love to hear from any and all of my readers. Chances are I am sitting in my office bored, so reading your e-mails will give me something to do.
Please note that all e-mail is subject to republication, and hate-mail is subject to public mocking so be sure to run the spell checker before you hit send.
