Fergie’s Running Again

I’ve commented on Fergie’s running attire in a previous post and I don’t want to get repetitive here, but for crying out loud I’m worried about tripping over that headphone cord. My guess is that Fergie is training for a marathon or possibly a half-marathon because you see a lot of these pictures of her and her oversize headphones and shades all over the celeb gossip blogs. I mean... someone told me that you can find these pictures all over the celeb gossip blogs... I don’t read celeb gossip blogs... I’m too busy watching daytime television for that.

Quick observation: How bad would it suck to have the paparazzi driving along side you taking pictures every time you went running? Every time you stopped to walk, every time you tripped, every time you gave a quick farmer’s blow, every time you had to pull your underwear out of your crack... I’ve said too much haven’t I?

Anyway, if Fergie is training for some kind of race then I wish her the best. It’s easy to sit behind my computer and make fun of celebrities, and I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy sitting here, making fun of others.

Picture "found" at Skinny Celebrities and many thanks to Bolder in Boulder who gave me the 'farmer's blow' picture even though he probably doesn't know it yet.

Fergie is R-U-N-N-I-N-G

Spelling aficionado F to the E to the R to the G-I-E gives us a great demonstration here of how not to run. She just looks uncomfortable, like she’s had to stop and walk for the sixteenth time to untangle herself. I understand the need for the iPod strapped to your arm and the fuel belt makes sense, and if you’re a celeb you absolutely can’t leave without your Jackie-O sunglasses but at some point these items are hindering more than they are helping. It doesn't even look sunny.

Maybe I’m just not hip to the latest fashions, maybe “oversize” is the new black. Oversize headphones, oversize shades, oversize headphone cord (seriously, Rocky could jump-rope with that thing). And the headphones?!? I know I already said that, but Gary Powers was wearing smaller headphones aboard his U-2 when the Soviets captured him in 1960.

Maybe she’d be better off “up in the gym just working on her fitness”, that way she could have the water bottle in the nice little cup holder they provide on the treadmill and crank up the stereo so she doesn’t have to wear headphones that, in this humble commentator’s opinion look S to the T to the U to the P-I-D.

Picture and story originally found on www.wwtdd.com