Such was the question posed to me during a recent tempo run while I was paused at an intersection. As I waited for the walk signal to tell me it was time to run again, I was approached by a guy who was probably still excited that he could now legally buy porn and vote, although probably less so the latter. “Do you mind if I run with you?” he asked. I nodded and pointed out which trail I was intending to follow, and then we both obstructed our hearing with our earbuds, bringing our clumsy attempt at socializing to a screeching halt. As we waited for the walk signal he jogged in place and I tried to distance myself from him so that people wouldn’t think that we were together. I used to be one of those people that jogged in place at intersections, but I haven’t done that since this post.
After a few seconds the traffic light turned red, the little white man started flashing (the crosswalk signal, not me) and I took off across the street. I made it safely to the other side and headed on down the trail, moving to the far right so that Junior could run alongside me, but Junior never did. At first I was worried that he hadn’t made it through the busy intersection, but I didn’t want to look back because if he had been hit by a car I’d feel obligated to stop and assist him. If I just kept on running I could pretend I didn’t know that he’d been run over and avoid unnecessarily interrupting my run. Curiosity got the better of me and I glanced back over my shoulder. Fortunately for me, Junior had made it across the street and was 7 or 8 paces behind me. I stayed to the right, expecting him to pull up next to me at any second but he never did.
I glanced back a couple more times and Junior was always 7 or 8 paces behind me. This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when I told him he could run with me. I glanced down at my watch and was shocked to find that I was running a 7:20 pace, a full minute faster than I was attempting to complete the tempo section of this run. I tried backing off the pace a little but there was something about having company on a run that wouldn’t let me slow down. After a quarter of a mile at this blistering pace (for me anyway) I managed to back the pace down a little and shortly thereafter Junior pulled up next to me. He was flush in the face and visibly winded and it took everything I had not to crack a smile at this realization. I backed off the pace a little more and pulled out an earbud when it looked like he was about to speak, “I’m going to turn around and head a different direction,” he said between gasps for air.
“Okay,” I nodded, “I’ll see you around.”
“Yeah, thanks for letting me run with you,” he said while offering up a fist bump. I tried to return the fist bump, but missed awkwardly as he had already turned to run back the other way and my arms weren’t long enough. I quickly turned the fist into a wave so as not to seem like so much of an idiot - whew, really sidestepped that landmine! I finished the rest of my run grinning from ear to ear. I had run with a younger guy and I had beaten him soundly.
While I’m on the subject of great runs, I had another one on Saturday. It was my first attempt at 16 miles and I chose to run two 6 mile loops and then a 4 mile loop, again attempting to run negative splits. Here’s how it worked out:
1st Loop (6 Miles) - 58:30 (9:45 pace)
2nd Loop (6 Miles) - 56:04 (9:21 pace)
3rd Loop (4 Miles) - 35:56 (8:59 pace)
Total: 16 miles – 2:30:30 (9:25 pace)
My training schedule was calling for me to run this at my intended marathon pace (9:09) + 45 to 60 seconds per mile, but that seems way too slow to be doing my long runs, so again I started at a 9:45 pace and tried to pick it up as I went along. I still felt strong at the end of this run, so it’s possible that I might need to increase the pace a little more on my long runs, but there’s still time for that between now and January.
Haha. Way to go beating the youngin'. Just thought I'd point out that those youngin's don't reach peak til they're about 30 or 32. :P
ReplyDeleteGreat long run though
You sure showed that whippersnapper. Way to go, grandpa.
ReplyDeleteI usually let the old guys run faster than me too.
ReplyDeleteVanilla that doesn't seem right. Your Marathon pace. Isn't supposed to be faster according to the FIRST plan? (Unless I'm thinking you are faster than you actually are :P) Or are you being a bagger and watering it down because it's your first marathon? LOL
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I would never ask some stranger if I could run with them ... though I often tail people who do seem to be running at my pace. Perhaps that makes me appear to be a stalker and instead I should just fess up and talk to th person I'm tailing - but I prefer to meet strangers in bars and dark alleys versus on the lakefront path.
ReplyDeleteNice job on the 16 mile run, brother!
ReplyDeleteBut let me get this straight: We have to buy porn first to be eligible to vote? And here i was gonna bring my driver's license to the polling place.! (This gives a whole new and exciting meaning to "polling place", too.)
What a country! Why don't more people vote, I wonder? Wait'll the wife finds out that I'm NOT a perv - I'm just "doing my civic duty". Sure, it's more fun when you can get someone else to "do her civic duty to you", but, in a pinch (so to speak) ...
You're old.
ReplyDeleteThat's a speedy 16 miles. And 7:20 on the tempos? Pretty soon I think your blog name is going to be offensive, and I speak on behalf of all the people who are young enough to be your children but can't keep up with you.
ReplyDeleteHaving a co-runner that is visibly (or audibly) struggling in trying to keep up is a very good inspiration. This works even better if you still have enough breath to speed up and make his/her run a bit heavier...
ReplyDeleteIs that evil?
Naaahhh....
HAHA, yes I am guilty at laughing people who run in place at red lights.
ReplyDeletebut come on...it's hilarious.
Way to smoke the youngin. Youth and good joints are wasted on the young.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your first 16 miler. They become an adictive run. I usually love them but I just had my first 16 miler after injury on Sunday. Not as fun. Actually it was a 17 miler. I saw a Dunkin Donuts past my turn around point. This meant facilities and extra water. Maybe Coffee next time.
I have never asked to run with someone nor have I ever been approached by a stranger and asked if they could run with me. Must be that thin air in CO.
ReplyDeleteJunior is not a very good stalker...
ReplyDeletegood thing there's no Dunkin Donuts in Colorado, I'd run there everytime and have to call for a ride home- "honey, I'm at Dunkin again" it would be like picking up a drunk at a bar.
ReplyDeleteNice job on tiring the youngin'!
ReplyDeleteI had someone ask to run with me once. It was on my 20 miler, I think. I have to say I was irritated with it. She was slowin' me down. ha ha. (Not really, but I like to blame her)
ReplyDeleteGeez, Vanilla's got a follower?
ReplyDeleteIt'll be minions next, you mark my words. This is the thin end of the wedgie.
I loved this post and somehow it inspired a dream last night. (I wrote about it on my blog today. michelleglauser.blogspot.com.)
ReplyDeleteI guess you were running too fast for Junior ! sounds like a good run !
ReplyDeleteNice negative splits! The guy who won the NYC Marathon this weekend did that, didn't he? So did Radcliffe, I think... Well done!
ReplyDelete7.20 pace sounds pretty fast to me half-fast!
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