Best of Half-Fast

On the one hand it seems a little arrogant to have a ‘Best of Half-Fast’ section listing my favorite posts. It’s as if I’m saying “Hey, read these posts, they’re really, really good,” and that is something that I’d never actually say. On the other hand these posts are really, really good and if you’re new to Half-Fast then I want you to be able to find them quickly and easily because let’s face it, there’s a pretty good chance that I phoned in the post that’s currently at the top of the home page. I do that a lot. However, I actually put some time and thought into these posts and I hope that you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

• That Wasn't Me You Saw Running - If you ever see me on the trail, chances are you’re witnessing a vanity fartlek.
• 9 Types of Runs - Every one of your runs fits into one of these categories. Trust me.
• An Open Letter of Apology - I’m sorry, so sorry.
• A New Toy, Almost - I go shopping for a new Garmin, hilarity does not ensue.
• Excuses - A Parody of Shel Silverstein’s poem Sick.
• And to Think That I Saw It on My Long Run - I plagiarize Dr. Seuss.
• Shocking Video: Shark Attacks Jogger! - My childhood fears are realized.
• We Deal in Speed, Friend - For the Skirt Chaser race report, Candis and I write a joint post.
• The rose goes in the front big guy - I go shopping for running shorts, a good time is not had by all.
• Pick-Up Lines for Runners - I create and experiment with some new pick-up lines.
• Excuse me, I'm trying to pee here - The chronicles of a desperate man.
• How to Annoy Other Runners - I rant about the annoying things that you probably do.
• To the police officer who almost ran me over in the crosswalk - I fight the law, and the law almost wins.
• Negative Ghost Rider, the Pattern is Full - I get buzzed by a cyclist.
• How to Ice Bath - I teach you to take an Ice Bath the Half-Fast way. You’ll never go back.
• If I Did Run a Race as a Bandit Runner - A pseudo-confession.
• The Return of the Snow Heels - My Mizunos and I do not get along.
• CLIF Bar® Releases A New Recovery Drink - I discover a new recovery drink that has smooth tannins and a velvety lingering finish.
• Advice for a New Runner - A must read for all new runners.
• Emergency Procedures: Quicksand! - I educate runners on the dangers of Quicksand.
• Wanted: Evil Arch Nemesis - Half-Fast wants YOU!
• A Beautiful Day for a Run - I somehow still find myself on the treadmill.