[by Candis]
And now the real truth. Someone in this household is yet to have a PR this year (ahem - Ian).
While I normally play the part of a loving supportive wife, this role has been suspended for the day in lieu of a demonstration on superior racing strategies and the truth of who is really getting faster in this household.
Half-Fast
Exhibit A: The Bolder Boulder 10K- almost 2 minutes slower. “Aw honey just a bad race.”
Exhibit B: Granby Gutbuster 5K- 30 seconds slower. “Aw honey it was at altitude.”
Exhibit C: Georgetown Half-Marathon- 7 minutes slower. “Aw honey downhill sucks.”
Exhibit D: no swimming or biking
Mrs. Half-Fast
Exhibit A: Bolder Boulder 10K- shaved over 6 minutes
Exhibit B: Tri Babes Sprint Triathlon - shaved almost 10 minutes
Ian once told me when a friend of ours went out without training and ran a 48 minute 10K, that “some people are just fast”
Apparently some people are just fast honey (ahem - me).
(Before you defend the sweet talking Mr. Half-Fast- You should not grant your wife posting access, then trash talk and get in the shower.)
In order to support the continued deterioration of Vanilla, I must cheer for Candis!
ReplyDeleteI love marital comeuppance!
ReplyDeleteBut don't tell my wife.
Some people are just full of excuses. Its a shame. There is no excuse for it. Well, unless its some type of syndrome. Or unless there is some sort of mental capacity issue. Or perhaps just because its a day that ends in y.
ReplyDeleteIf it makes everybody feel better ... I've narrowed my slow days down to those with vowels ...
ReplyDeleteGreat job, Candis!
ReplyDeleteGo, Candis!!!
ReplyDeleteGirls rule, boys drool! I hope you kicked his ass htis weekend.
ReplyDeleteI assume you stayed behind the skirt in this race for the best view?
ReplyDeleteSay it ain't so....
LOL...tell him to start running like a girl....
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